Lol, he can teach Geometry perfectly!
Andrealphus- "Good morning class, I'm your new teacher, Mr. Andrealphus."
Student- "Excuse me, Mr. Andrealphus, where is Professor Colarani?"
Andrealphus- "Huh? Who's that?”
Student- “He was our previous Geometry teacher… We had a quiz with him scheduled for today…”
Andrealphus- “You’ll have to be more specific…”
Student- “White hair, short, thick round glasses…”
Andrealphus- “Oh, yes, I remember him! He was… *Eyes shift to the side* fired…”
Student- “Oh! Is he going to be ok?”
Andrealphus- “… Well, seeing your life go up in flames isn’t exactly something you can just come back from… Anyway, I’ll be taking over for him and ensuring everyone in this class passes!” *Walks to the board and writes down several dozen problems. * By the end of the day you will be able to do all of these flawlessly.”
Student- “But, we just started a week ago! We can’t do all these problems yet!”
Andrealphus- “I know; that’s why I gave you until the end of the day! Now focus! No student is failing my class!”
Student- “Sir! We can’t finish all these problems by the end of the day! That’s too much!”
Andrealphus- *Snaps fingers and several burning souls with human forms appear. * If you have any question you may ask my assistants, otherwise I would like your undivided attention!”
*Several hours later*
Student- “Sir! I can’t do anymore! This is too much, I’m leaving!”
Andrealphus- “You are not leaving until you learn Geometry!” *Several burning spirits guide the student back to his seat. *
Student- “This is stupid!”
Andrealphus- “I HAVE A PERFECT RECORD, BOY! I’M NOT LOSING IT ON YOU!”
This is a great picture! I love the contrast of hot and cold colors! Also, the burning seal and Peacock feathers look really awesome! Great work!
many thanks for comment